So been done...

Does Jennifer Lawrence just need to be in a film to win?

Yeah, they didn’t “yuck it up like a couple of old racists”, he pretended to do that so that he could deliver the line. The entire point of that bit was that he wasn’t sorry at all and he actually doubled down on the idea that Gibson is a piece of shit. There’s a lot to hate Gervais for, but this is isn’t it. As you…

Wait....has hollywood forgiven mel gibson? why is he even allowed on the stage?

Every time I hear “Hiddlestoners,” I’m like: really? That’s the best fan-girl name you could come up with?

Pero, quien es mas macho?

The cast of Absolutely Fabulous was banned from drinking after the partying got “out of control.”

It looks like he’s in the process of forming a Mickey Rourke tribute band.

I’m a millenial for sure and it definitely makes me nostaglic. I was a wee one in the 90s but old enough to be into the music and the boy bands and the culture but too young for the dating/club scene.

Subtle sands of time ask riddles only the universe can answer. Put the earth’s soul in a hot air balloon and kiss it good night!

I don’t know, a drunk first-semester philosophy major might give her a run for her money.

would do then, would do now.

i was with a dude who made more feminine noises than i did. i dried right up.

The idea that the Oscars have anything to do with acting ability is hilarious.

I’ll be honest. I do not like Leonardo DiCaprio.

No, he deserved an Oscar for both “What’s Eating Gilbert Grape?” and “The Aviator”. If (*coughs*when*coughs*) he wins for the Revenant, I’ll treat this like I treated Denzel Washington’s win for “Training Day”... I’ll pretend he won for one of his better performances (in Denzel’s case, “Malcolm X”).

I’m telling you, I’ve got the best of both worlds!”

“We’ve never shot no one yet,” Gray told Nat Geo.