That’s almost certainly true; my male friends tell me I have a frightening “Fuck off & die.” expression when men approach me in bars.

A few of these are definitely grasping at straws, but there were some good ones I didn't know about too!

So, I read the original column.

The Fellbroship of the ring

It’s like LOTR was *the frat house* they never got to experience in regular life.

For those unable to watch the video, Saorise is pronounced “sur-sha” — although I’ve heard it pronounced (maybe by people from different counties) as “seer-sha”.

Listen to Viggo, honey, he loves you.

Orlando Bloom—who once swung a punch at Justin Bieber at a restaurant in Ibiza

Oh. Yeah. I do this. There’s a reason my signature look involves opaque tights. I don’t know if itchiness is a part of your picking, but getting really good lotion and applying it every time I feel like picking has helped me some.

People that have an ear for music: did she get better at signing or what’s going? I remember how bad her live performance was with Stevie Nicks and this was actually pleasant.

What was most interesting to me and the hook for the whole character was how much of a man of faith he was. He prayed at every meal and before every big business meeting

keep trying to think of something funny to reply but keep getting drawn into the intensity of Schwinn’s glare into middle distance

I read in an interview somewhere that David Schwimmer was always trying to talk the producers of Friends into hiring PoC for extra parts or the love interest roles. It’s why all of the (very few) PoC guest stars have story arcs with Ross!

But for real, Bobby... that was perfect. The fact that there is nary a proper noun in this article is just.... excellent. I salute you!

She was a on The Bachelor and he hosted Abby’s Ultimate Dance Competition. I only know that because he went to my school. He was kind of a douche.

They might be my old downstairs neighbours...? He was a bit nerd ragey, she was kind of flakey, and they never recycled (boo), but they had a nice quiet dog so good luck to them, crazy kids (whose names I’ve forgotten). Did i guess right? And are they still on my lawn?

I mean, if you’ve decided to only sell one copy of your album for millions of dollars...I’m guessing you’ve already made your peace with the fact that it’s going to be bought by an asshole.

Christian Bale “lectures young fans about being rude and intrusive” to the point that “tears stream down their faces.”