He was awesome and super hot in Northern Exposure though. Total dreamboat - an artist on the run from the law, humble and smart. Also liked old records and literature (to Maurice’s annoyance).

She was actually the only decent thing about Fifty Shades (well, that and the nekkidness)

Trick question. If you're old enough to get the references, you're too old to be watching a Fallout Boy video.

So FOB’s goal was to get me to rewatch the NSYNC vid instead of theirs, right? Because that’s definitely what I’m doing now. Also, I was at a parade last year and Lance Bass waved to me from his float throne. He didn’t wave to my spouse, or my friends, or the dozens of others around us. He waved to me. This might not…

“It’s Gonna Be Me*” made it to the top of the Billboard Hot 100. Totally incomparably, “Irresistible” (again, not the Jessica Simpson song) “has more than 60 million streams on Spotify and YouTube and 30 million Pandora plays to date.”

If a white person goes on vacation and doesn’t get cornrows did they really go on vacation?

Not surprising. Just repetitive. And not in jail.

Straight-up despised Seinfeld. Jason carried so much of that show and didn't get enough love. You got to be the short, bald loser. I'd Do you in a New York minute (has that cliché expired?)

They are the second most beige couple so I don’t even care.

Gwen and Blake. No question.

Well, I don’t like either of them separately, so...I guess they’re fine together?

Can we leave the JLaw/Cooper film team-up in 2015?

Yes, but George, when you ruin your children, sometimes the state has to take them away from you for their own welfare.

this is the only acceptable answer to this question

*Reads article and views videos multiple times* *fans self*

BRING BACK SHADE COURT IN 2016!

Why can’t the world have more performers like Aretha? Seriously, young pop stars these days need to take a page from her book. Train your natural voice, learn a fucking instrument, and become a talented BAMF.

Ethan Couch threw himself a farewell party before he fled the country to avoid going to jail after violating his probation for killing 4 people. This dude doesn’t have “affluenza” - he has “I’mapieceofhumanexcementandamacompletefuckingmoronititis”.

A few years ago I found my iPod that had been missing since I was 16

i used to use Carmex like a fiend... love the stuff. then, i started drinking water instead of almost everything else, and whaddaya know, my chapped lips disappeared. apparently i was chronically dehydrated, and i didn't even know it. i still use Carmex from time to time if weather dries out my lips faster than i can…