Finally.

Considering all of Razer's OTHER products are so low quality and often have problems - I certainly don't trust a laptop coming from them.

Big Bang Theory is just as unfunny as Two and a Half Men now.

Jenny Craig is in no position to act all high-and-mighty over their celebrity endorsements.

Good.

Um, since when do consumers actually care if information about them is collected by some big corporation?

Very sad that many people's definition of "Sports" doesn't include doing actual sports.

Oh, Amanda. What could've been.

I see Peter has still been "unable" to contact the person.

You could easily solve this.

Um, the top companies' men's underwear ads have not used steroid-y models for YEARS. This is not new.

You'll be dead by then.

...Um, people always share photos on Twitter.

The word "Burglar" is very un-sexy.

Catholics. So damn dramatic.

The men wearing formal wear that would fit in at the Emmys should not be praised.

This is a clip from Shimmy Club's official promotional video, that shows the two-way mirrors in action.

Miguel is such an idiot.

They are trained to not show emotion or incite panic.

I miss the yellow Disaster Watch logo.