Why don't more people just squat-and-hover above the seat to do their business?

Previously, EA posts would be filled with the majority calling for boycotts and hate.

As a non-American who has no affiliation to either of these parties, the apologists here are shocking!

Loving the death glare she's shooting at this child!

It's embarrassing that adults here on Jezebel actually believe that Simon-Demi tabloid fodder.

Wow, I never realized Sea World was the one that rescues these.

Serving that low-budget Microsoft Word clip-art realness.

Holy shit.

I swear this is a news story every single year.

I love how creative the Chinese fakers are.

Embarrassing that people are actually sexually attracted to figurines.

Quit the internet if you don't want spoilers.

Don't go on the internet if you don't want spoilers.

This is a completely fine tactic to use in elections.

A 15% discount coupon for his next game.

There was video, of course.

This is Danny and the girl giving the "unwanted" blowjob.

I bet he gets killed off somehow.

41 is over the hill for pop music.

CC creams were 100% made up western marketing departments after the explosive popularity of BB creams.