I would like to submit that this is an acceptable addition to the Christmas song canon.

Who had "a 6 minute long video of C-list celebs lip-syncing 'Let it be' in front of green screens composited on a beach, subtitled in Norwegian" as "the thing to bring Deadspin and Simmons together" in the office pool?

This review would have been much more entertaining if combined with the Four Loko review.

Not to defend some obvious CT douchebags, but isn't there the possibility that the racist Marios were attempting to be Jersey Shore Marios and went a little heavy w/ the fake tan?

@BirdLaw: BrittneyLyn is the Larry Bird of our generation. THAT'S GREAT HUSTLE!

Some of my friends maintain that mocking names like JaMarcus and Jacquizz is racist. I argue that it's not because it's not making fun of "black" names, it's just making fun of stupid names, which for whatever reason a specific subset of the American population has excelled at.

@lionkitten: Why does the decision have to be 'Good vs. Evil?' What if the ruler part of the game was, as the reviewer suggested, more about how being a ruler is probably a lot harder and more morally ambiguous than it looks from the outside.

I'm not saying he should have burned down the GameStop, but I understand.

@KONGFUGORILLA: It allows them to know if a) they are producing enough tanks to maintain a numerical advantage and b) to know whether or not they are making a dent in German tank supplies: if we are knocking out 500 tanks/month and they are making 1400, they will still be +900 tanks/month, but if they are only making…

The scientists that answered "Well of course you can't do that" (or equivalent) = no fun at parties

@dtptampa: It all depends on how you prepare them.

I'd just like to point out that "In the Meantime" has an awesome bass line as well. That is all.

I'm no plumber, but could you splice this system right before the intake to your hot water heater? So it would pull the hot water from the barrels into your heater so it would have to do less work to get it up to temperature?

@VTBen: +1 Relevance and Political Humor points for you!

"Let's see, my girlfriend left me two months ago, and now this."

@luckycharms: From the options you need to enable on some (all?) motherboards, it looks like it maybe works with speedstep, either using it to control the cpu, or perhaps making speedstep be more aggressive?

@headclone: Well congratulations for not supporting a service that's providing you with enjoyment!

@Taldarin: Couldn't disagree with you more! I only use [Last.fm] when I want to listen through my Xbox and unless I just play my library, I'm banning songs left and right. In the ~1yr I've been using Last.fm, I don't think I've heard a single new (to me) song that I've liked, whereas w/ Pandora, it's an almost daily…

Guster!