@Canoehead: My thoughts exactly, I'm pretty sure the most eco-friendly thing to do would be to not drive your gigantic gas-guzzler around the world. I'm fine w/ the driving around the world part, just don't talk about how much you *heart* trees.

Maybe I'm just old-fashioned, but if the police show up at your party w/ teargas, you're doing something wrong.

@Evil Homer: They all look the same to you, don't they?

I thought the title said "Sexualized Soccer," imagine my chagrin!

@UpstateUnderdog: Whassa comin-a-go?

@Shinobiii: Has the band hit puberty yet? Probably not.

Why is Inspector Clouseau getting a champagne shower in an Angels shirt? I don't remember seeing "The Pink Panther goes to Hollywood."

A. Why is that kid flushing all his toys down the toilet? I know who's not getting jack for Christmas this year.

To satisfy those of you who feel unfulfilled by this edition: "This one time in college I got really drunk and was making out with this hot chick, but I was drunk, so I had to puke, then I passed out in the bathroom and when I woke up she didn't want to make out with me anymore. :("

Speaking of the "secret" results, yesterday I visited their wonderful website to see if they had live video of the men's downhill available (of course they didn't) but what the did have was a gigantic news item telling me the results of both that and mens snowboard cross. Well thanks NBC, I guess I don't need to watch…

I'm pretty sure if you tear something "in the act" (something of yours at least), you're doing it wrong.

@manthonyucf: I agree, the "talky-ness" of ME2 is what takes it from good to great. Here is a recipe for printing money: Have BioWare make "Mass Effect: Star Trek" (come on, how hard would it be to replace Paragon w/ Prime Directive?) and pay Relic however much it costs to use Homeworld for the space battles. There,…

@Terragent: It's not (necessarily) about "faster," it's about more maneuverable, ships still have mass in space and it's plausible there would be situations where a little ship being able to stop on a dime/change directions quickly would be advantageous.

@Thut: I've got news for you buddy, she's not throwing up every morning b/c she's sick...

@BananaStandCEO: I really don't understand the big deal... It's a 30hr+ game, I'm more than happy to deal with the 10 (or however many) included crew-members until they get this sorted. Heck, I probably won't even find them all before it's ready.

@DrunkRobot: I had no problem entering my code on the 360, I don't think you are supposed to include the dashes...

@Benguin: I agree, it's cool in theory, and it definitely interferes w/ immersion when you run into countless doors in GTA that are inaccessible, but developers would definitely have to work hard to make sure to indicate which buildings were "important."

@Auto Aim is for Pussies.: I was gonna say the same thing, while it might not be a perfect 1:1 experience, Natal could make things like figure skating, gymnastics, track-and-field, skiing, etc. a lot more fun than pressing buttons on a controller at the right time.

@Rodalpho: How long do you think it will take until the bugmenot accounts go over the limit?

@L3G10N: Also, if other commentors are to be believed, this isn't even a glitch, it's someone using a modded box to corrupt the maps or somesuch, which you can't really blame IW for, I don't think they allow modded boxes in the BC2 beta.