@Hiero: Really? Somehow that game will be 100% glitch free?

Step #1: Never say the word "Pwnage" ... ever.

@UberScytheLord: Exactly, if it weren't for ESPNs 1-Ocho, I would have no hankering for cable at all, but there is nothing quite like watching SC while eating breakfast, never-mind all the live sports.

@xrmb: I tried and failed with Comcast as well, they said "sure, we can lower your price... if we knock you down to the lower tier of service" which is unacceptable b/c of Netflix Instant Watch's bandwidth requirements, then I said, well AT&T offers 6mbit DSL for $XX a month, and he said, "yes, but only w/ other…

@Hatey McLife: I was not making light of my transgressions, merely attempting to cover my shame with false indignation and bald-faced flattery.

@Hatey McLife: What? I'm supposed to care about what a non-commenter has to say? I only wish to be blessed by the wisdom of you beautiful, intelligent and virile starred folks.

What's a neightgar?

@Chrispy Fried: Clothes you can wipe your ass with? Brilliant! No toilet paper? No problem! Just rip off the cuff of your shirt and you are good to go!

What exactly is a "temporary replacement" for clothing? Do they give you scrub-type clothes you can just throw away when you get your luggage back, or do they give you a "loaner" outfit you have to return to then be given out again?

@Trey: Yeah, I was more referring to myself as an idiot for my uncontrollable achievement addiction. #dragonageorigins

@Trey: I think I gave you the wrong impression, I'm glad that you mentioned achievements, b/c I was thinking "Well, the PC version is $10 cheaper, but I would like those achievements..." (Although, apparently to get all 1k I'll be forced to quit my job and/or get divorced) and feeling somewhat silly for that. I…

@Trey: Thank God I'm not the only idiot thinking: "Hmm, $10 less and a better experience *or* achievements..." #dragonageorigins

@Mihos: I thought it was a Breathe-Rite nasal strip, apparently the panda has an adenoid problem? #eroticgames

@Gourmet Spud: I was gonna say, this seems like whatever the opposite of a precaution is. "Buttered man-ham? Don't mind if I do!"