If you need to leave a boring business meeting, shit your pants. #lifehack

IMO no. I think what she’s really saying that it was a long time ago, she’s over it, she thinks it was uncharacteristic for him (that is, he’s not a danger), and, probably most importantly, that she doesn’t want him to be angry with her now.

So, enlighten us, MRAs: How are women supposed to know which of you fucks will pull this on them or not?

And FFS STOP SAYING SHE’S THE SAME AS CAITLYN JENNER.

I think it means that if you watch it just to tear her apart, then you are raping her too.

Until and unless Bruce Jenner personally confirms this information publicly, reporting on an alleged sex reassignment surgery (which is the preferred phrase, since you can’t surgical impact someone’s gender) is tantamount to genital speculation and not helpful to the transgender community or anyone else.

I totally get that they have marketed themselves for public consumption (not sure the pronounce preference here) but it seems so intrusive to be broadcasting this.....IDK-maybe I am just feeling sensitive tonight, but it just seems like this part of the journey could maybe have a little privacy.

Also from the AFA’s dumbass petition:

So GOP, how are we going to pay for all these fetuses you are protecting? Raise taxes? Cut military spending? Eliminate corporate loopholes? Naw. Let’s cut Medicaid, education and healthcare funding for well baby visits because nothing says “We care about precious life” like fucking over actual children.

Well, there’s a big, fat wake-up call to anyone who doesn’t believe rape is a tool of war or that access to and control over one’s own reproductive care (including abortion) is a human right.

I dated a guy in law school who broke up with me, on Valentine’s Day, in a fancy French restaurant. Apparently he thought I would not make a scene in public. Apparently he had learned shit about me in that year we dated. I bounced a bowl of fancy little French pickles off his forehead, one by one, and the waiter…

I went to prom with the first guy I ever slept with. I was going to wear a dress I’d bought for another event so I told him he could wear whatever suit he had. I realized this was a mistake when he showed up in frayed corduroy pants with a miss-matched corduroy jacket, and also in Berkenstocks, looking like an English…

My only serious college boyfriend and I were both huge stoners and our relationship mostly revolved around smoking out of his giant, beloved two-foot decorative purple bong named “The Mystery Machine,” having sex and playing Super Smash Bros. Melee. He was in the Army ROTC had to enter the service after college. Since…

She’s one of the few people to have an Erdős–Bacon number. Also, fun fact, Paul Erdős has a Bacon number of 5.

jaquen = syrio

I saw GWAR for the fifth time on my 21st birthday. My brother in law and friends tried to basically kill me with alcohol poisoning before the show (I lost count of how many shots of whiskey I drank) and we had beers before going in. So I went in and saw still the greatest stage show and stayed around for them to do a…

So, I’m like 13, and my mother and my aunt have tickets to go see The Eagles; Hell Freezes Over Tour. My aunt gets some sort of dire illness so I get subbed in to see Don Henley et al at an open, outdoor ampitheater. My Mom and I are in the back/lawn/cheap seats and there is some...doobage around us. I get passed a…

A friend of a friend apparently slept with Henry Rollins, and when he came, he yelled ‘FEEL THE SEED OF ROLLINS!’.