2Chainz! My crew found more videos of toddlers smoking pot we want you to comment on! Won't you think of the children!?

"Achievement unlocked: made PETA look more reasonable than me"

Eating french toast while looking out upon the first gentle but steady snowfall of the year.

Hmm. Was some proportion of that oral contact only? Or does that not even "count"?

I believe anyone who says they were raped. Straight up.

All I want for gamer Christmas is a Diablo 3 Map Editor.

That's how I read it - he was calling the movies make-believe, thus implying that it's not really a matter of significance who gets "their own" movie.

They're afraid that video game makers will actually start to listen to feminist complaints about video games.

Well, consider that the benefit she gets from receiving a compliment is offset by the stress of being addressed by someone she doesn't know - and when you calculate how much stress that causes consider that random comments she's received in the past out of the blue haven't always been made with good intentions. What…

But that doesn't match the boobs in the photos she's posted. In the photos the middle boob is not nearly that prominent.

And just think, this tops the previous "worst first date ever" which happened only last week:

Large-scale sociology experiment?

How terrible! I hope you're doing okay.

How much damage will it do to objects around the warp wake, and for how far?

Slurs and insults are not "jokes". If people laugh at them it is from malice, not amusement; that laughter comes at a person's expense.

A crowd of people clapping their hands do the same thing, sort of.

I'm not sure if this is a 'shop disaster or an attempt to create a human/CGI hybrid.

I wouldn't say I wish that some of these ideas would have been done instead of the ESB we have, but a lot of these ideas are neat in their own right and ESB would have been just as epic if they had been done instead.

Yeah, my reaction is pretty much the same. The original was a genuinely creepy movie that also had more charm than any other horror movie (except maybe for "Scream"). What made it work wasn't necessarily the terror or gore; it "knew" it was just a cheesy thrill ride and didn't pretend to be more. Unless the trailer…

A few parties over the decades have had mammoth meat on the menu, but from all accounts the meat tasted awful, so maybe we're all secretly glad we weren't there.