There's a section about the "myth of Woman" that deals with women being misunderstood, so I bet I could apply it.

Can any Jezzies lead me in the direction of a compelling article/essay regarding feminism? I realize this is a very broad request, but I need to write a short paper (4-5 pages) for a Lit Theory class and I was planning on applying a selection from Simone de Beauvoir's The Second Sex to a current topic. Send me…

Totally! I guess maybe her very strict tea habits may just be to add to her character as being an insanely controlling and obsessive person, but I like the idea that it would come back to bite her in the ass like that, because her Stevia-and-strictly-Stevia approach has been hammered into the viewer.

I'm convinced my cheeks are the reason everyone thinks I'm in high school when I'm really a 25 year old grad student. This article makes me feel a bit more hopeful, but it doesn't help my credibility with people who don't take me seriously.

Disguise the ricin as Stevia!

I can't handle it when they are running through the field. If those little bouncy fluffballs came frolicking toward me in a field, I think I could die happy right in that moment. COME TO ME, MY LITTLE BABIEZZZZ!

Right! Hand somebody a bran muffin and you might as well tell them to get fucked.

Ohhh man, I just laughed uncontrollably in my office I share with 6 other people. That's the funniest thing I've seen in a while!!!

Yep, those are pretty much the ones I've gotten. I haven't gotten any creative poetry about my vagina :(

Of course, I will give you that. But I also wouldn't hold their penchant for gossip news against them.

You have noticed that Jezebel's tagline is "Celebrity, Sex, Fashion for Women," right?

I also have hooded eyelids and it used to cause me some insecurity, but the popularity of Jennifer Lawrence/Taylor Swift, etc. has really caused me to view myself in a different light. Yes, it sucks that I can't get the same effect from eyeliner and eyeshadow as other people might, but at the end of the day, it's a…

Ohhhh my god...This is too much for me to handle at 8:30 AM. So damn sexy!

I think you may have just solved the mystery of why I have never been able to like red wine. Thanks, Catholic school.

How exciting is that!!!

I can definitely note some vocal fry, but vocal fry doesn't bother me much either. Their speech just seems highly affected and they come across as very fake.

That's it! Valley girls! I couldn't put my finger on it but you are right. I was under the impression that they weren't a thing anymore, but here we have evidence suggesting otherwise.

Really? I feel the other way around. The brunette's voice kills me...but they're both pretty grating.

I have a subscription to Birchbox, and I like to watch the sneak peek videos, but I have to do it on mute because I cannot stand the voices of the two women who are in the videos. It's hard for me to pinpoint what exactly it is, but I don't think I could listen to them for extended periods of time.

That was so good, and I squealed when Saul showed up!