I'm not sure if it still works, but my friends and I used to unplug the ethernet cable from the machine then opted for an Amazon Gift Card. The machine would fail to process the Amazon Gift Card, state there was a problem, then default to cash without any processing fee.

How certain is the writer that Derek Jeter is dead?

Brunell isn't the first ex-Jet QB to be anti-weed. After all, weeds were targeted more often than any receivers on the Jets' roster when Tebow was playing.

Waiter: Can I start you off with something to drink sir?

If it's a good Super Bowl, it will be called the New York Super Bowl, if a bad one, the New Jersey Super Bowl.

Also, can we just cut straight to the scene where the NFL creates its own development league? Football player might be the only profession in the world where you have to undergo a three+ year internship that involves risking your neck 13 or so Saturdays each year. From a financial and career perspective, I always…

Was it a software malfunction?

I wonder how they perfected a soft landing for the rover?

Oh well at least they just mass produce them..... send the next!

She apparently also went for tickets to a garden show.

I'm not sure where this idea came from, that there's one single group of people in society using the word friendzone. I know several women who use the word, and I regularly see it on the internet being used by women. It's just a new word for unrequited affection. You don't have to feel entitled to someone'…

Wait. My ex-wife also has two rings, and she's the biggest bitch of them all!

"He makes people think he's not in it for profit, but he's rich! We could use a hew-mon like that!"

Orgasm level -1 is underwater and never ends.

Whenever I need to convince people that I'm Russian, I just tell them my name is Victor. Russians are so sauced, they don't even notice.

I will never understand the idea that spending 5 minutes sorting out what actually happened is a bigger waste of time than spending 3 hours watching a game that is decided by the refs ineptitude.

One thing, straight out, is that antibacterials are damaging to our water treatment system. Our water treatment plants, the ones that purify our waste-water before reintroducing it to the environment, relies on a bevy of microbial life to process and remove our waste from the water. It is however, susceptible to…

Eli Manning Just Wants A Bud, Light

[KTVU Reporter]: This just in...KTVU has learned that two Bay-Area Natives were among the 23 injured during the 'Running Of The Bulls' in Pamplona. These individuals have been identified as Gordon B. Hind and Noam Oarlegs.

This is because CMOS sensors are read pixel-by-pixel and shutting off the sensor before it is read will result in lost data. Also with CMOS sensor, I think you need to cover the sensor to prevent it from receiving light/movements from the "next scene", as it were. This is also exactly why, when recording video with a…