He's gotta be coming back.

I'd probably quit too if, on my first day, the fans stormed the press conference shouting Bulgarities at me.

I can! Technically, THQ still exists in the sense that it is still sorting out all of the legalities of transferring intellectual property and actual physical property purchased at the auction. "THQ" is now just a collection of lawyers and accountants as part of what is called a "trust", the trust's job is to ensure…

FROM THERE THE OPTIONS ARE UNLIMITED! NO RAPING.

The irony of a 300 pound offensive lineman calling someone else fat is so rich that Dominic Raiola tried to eat it

I once tried to convince my GF that I was pregnant to keep her from going home. Another time, I claimed to be the once and future king of Gondor.

moist tongues are the best, its why dogs are better than cats.

It'd be like in the Matrix

The wedding is good for two things. Opening beer bottles and bribing Mexican cops for pissing in their shitty streets.

I know the Ford family fortune isn't what it once was, but surely they can afford to pay their players enough so they don't have to moonlight as delivery boys.

Give the Cubs a break, they've toned it down. Dumpster Day used to happen every fifth day.

Jesus: "Therefore all things whatsoever ye would that men should do to you, do ye even so to them: for this is the law and the prophets." (Matthew 7:12)

My favorite part was in the first half when the Bears scored four touchdowns on four consecutive downs and only got credit for one.

No. Those awards ceremonies exist because the groups concerned don't get a fair shake of the stick in the mainstream awards that are meant to work for everyone. All kinds of niches have done that. There's even a special awards ceremony for libertarian sci-fi.

Best paragraph from Greggggggg's review:

With the first overall pick in the 2014 draft, the Cleveland Browns select, Jesse Pinkman out of New Mexico.

I said it earlier, and I'll say it again. God dammit.

This is my favorite exchange since Tommy got into it with the guy who loved Updike.

How can you be my reader base if you're T tired to R my stuff?

Hey guys, can we pull this post off the site for a while? It's TL for Vincent Del Vecchio to R at the moment.