Jokes on you, actually. SR4 was awesome. Congrats on depriving yourself.

I don't know if Todd is a psychopath (same thing as sociopath), or if he's nerotypical, but having been raised by meth dealing nazis he lacks introspection or just doesn't value human life.

Finance industry jargon. Student Loan Marketing Association=SLMA=Sal Lie MAe

Interesting point: the individuals in a company may be loyal to your business even when the company as a whole is not.

Your conflation of choice and loyalty suggests you don't really know what the word means. Companies aren't loyal, which was the point. Thus they aren't deserving of loyalty (which means sticking with someone even through missteps) in return. They shouldn't be defended by their customers.

"That's why there are choices. You aren't forced into anything; you can jump ship at anytime."

If you are comfortable with the idea that other people have other priorities, and when presented with the same options as you choose something else because they are just as rational as you, then you are not a fanboy.

There is absolutely something wrong with brand loyalty if the brand isn't loyal back.

Tried it. Just made me hungrier. Also made me think of that episode of Archer where he yells "Shut up, food!" to a chicken.

My thoughts went to the AIDSburger scene from True Blood.

Without air to slow them down, bullets actually work better (fly faster, conserve energy and cause more damage on impact) in space than they do on the ground.

Just issue a command to the dog to retrieve the dildo bat.

If I skip breakfast, I find I'm less hungry and can often wait until 2PM to grab lunch. If I eat breakfast, I'm starving by 10-11AM. Breakfast is conspiring to make me fat.

If you ignore this person's sage advice, your S/O at State U will be cheating on you by October. So...that's what you get for being unrealistic.

I don't see the resemblance, and Akerman is terrible. Her bad acting in Watchmen was more distracting than the giant glowing blue dong.

You must watch it...drunk. And every time they use the word "radical" you take another shot.

The vast majority of the world isn't "looking to get offended", so keep your borderline racist jokes to yourself. They don't make you seem edgy, it makes the rest of us feel awkward even when we're all white and you assume it's okay. Also, keep the claims of "political correctness" censoring creativity to yourself as…

Haters gonna hate. Players gonna play their fun game.

It's actually not that crazy when put into context...when they give you context...when they don't they pretty much just tell you "there's no reason to do this, but it seems like fun, so go do it". By "pretty much" I mean "that's exactly what they tell you, but I'm at work so I paraphrased".

You never actually have to use the dildo bat, which was more of a SR3 thing anyway (I think it's a hidden unlock in SR4, but I never went looking for it), but it's there if you like it. Otherwise, the aliens are just fodder for parodying pop culture in general, and movies and gaming in particular.