I've been testing the starvation theory ever since I first read this article seven minutes ago. I haven't even had a sip of water, and I actually feel fine. I'll let you know how it goes.

You keep saying the past doesn't exist because we can't "show" it to you. We can't show you thoughts either, but you keep insisting they're "real." You're both ignorant and cruel.

A baby died. That is a thing that happened in the past that materially affects the present. A person who was alive is no longer alive. Moreover, learning from the past is the best way to change the future. How do we remedy the problem of child abuse if we forget about the abuse that has happened in the past? I don't…

"When a family prays together, they stay together."

47??

Everyone talks about Zooey Deschanel, and I'm like "BUT HANNAH SIMOOOONE!"

She's so gorgeous, but I do feel like white girls are fetishizing her beauty in a way that is disturbing. Almost as though it makes us feel better about ourselves to bestow a stamp of approval on a girl so otherly (which is a word I just made up).

Making out with her boyfriend doesn't make her guilty. She was alone in a foreign country with no one but her boyfriend to comfort her. No family. Her flatmate (whom FYI she hadn't known long) had just been brutally murdered, and Knox thought she was helping cops with their investigations. She didn't "make out" with…

Well said, johnseavey.

I remember people at The Daily Mail being outraged that Katie was always carrying Suri. It was their pet topic. But one day I saw a clip of Suri exiting a hotel or something into a crowd of middle-aged men with flashing cameras jostling and heckling, and one shouted "look over here, you little bitch!" He obviously…

That is the exact same reason I comment at The Daily Mail. It's such a waste of energy, but I can't help feeling that one day, because of my comments, the tide will finally turn.

"I still think she knows something she is not saying."

There's always Italian restaurants. Sometimes I like to wander around the house waving my arms in the air and yelling "Spaghetti! Pavarotti! Vermicelli, dolce vita!"

"Is criticizing people for no reason and exaggerating statements in a "funny" way..."

Oh, you're just posting this everywhere. I'm onto you. You're smart. Perhaps smarter than all of us...

But "boho" is so 10 years ago.

At the hat?

On Brenda Fricker?

You're missing the ugliness of the hat. You have overlooked the hideousness of the hat. You have also failed to comprehend the lameness of the hat.

Thank you. I'm really grateful for your congratulations, because I am personally very pleased with myself. It took 24 hours and some very serious Googling.