Hey, you're right. That's both very clever, and the perfect complement to my original joke. Well done, sir!

They might be the same place. I mean think about it. Has anyone ever seen Russia and Florida in the same room?

Genuine question: Is there only one medal per number? Did the actual owner of the bib literally miss out on a medal because someone else took it? I know nothing about the Boston marathon, or marathons generally.

Oh that was funny. I forgot about that show.

True. I just doubt that "most people" like the smell of chlorine bleach. I contend that SOME people TOLERATE the smell of chlorine bleach.

Okay, but howcome you spell "nott" with two 't's?

So is "Sir Patrick." That was my point.

That's as good a reason as any.

Howcome you call Ian "Sir Ian" and Patrick just "Patrick?" (Tip: you don't have to call them "Sir" except in formal situations).

"Most people like the smell of chlorine bleach."

Once I spent a weekend in a one-bathroom shack with 25 people, over half of them male. I don't want to talk about it.

Well don't be sorry, be amused.

My mom has this method of cutting pyramid-shaped hunks of watermelon that vary dramatically in scale are physically impossible to eat. You have to plant your face on it and scrape the remnants of the rind with your teeth like a bottom-feeding echinoderm hoovering its way across the ocean floor. I'm beginning to think…

Hey, you made all the sad feelings go away!

"Kate Winslet says she wishes she would have more had help dealing with fame in Hollywood"

When he says "don't even TOUCH IT" does he mean don't wash your hands?

It was sarcastic, but sarcastic with you not against you. ;)

Why is everyone around here so snippy today? Is there something in the water over there? Or the juice? I'M ON YOUR SIDE.

Or just, you know, eat a salad.

I don't know why people don't understand that natural sugar is still sugar. You wouldn't sit down and eat 12 oranges in one sitting - why would you think drinking 12 oranges is any better?