Hey, you're right. That's both very clever, and the perfect complement to my original joke. Well done, sir!

They might be the same place. I mean think about it. Has anyone ever seen Russia and Florida in the same room?

Yeah the last thing.

So I guess your answer would be "no, I'm an impotent middle-aged man incapable of sarcasm."

*Mark.

Are you being, like, REALLY sarcastic?

But...but that leaves nothing for us to get upset about!

To be honest, if it was your OWN aunt, or even YOU YOURSELF, you might have sold me.

Unless they bury STUFF with the bodies, and all the good stuff comes with bodies. My sister's background is Archaeology. Her eye twitches too.

Do you mean "tad bit?"

Genuine question: Is there only one medal per number? Did the actual owner of the bib literally miss out on a medal because someone else took it? I know nothing about the Boston marathon, or marathons generally.

I was raised by wolves, and I turned out okay. They were adult wolves, though.

You see giraffes and horses stumbling around within hours of birth and think "ha ha, so clumsy - BUT AT LEAST THEY CAN WALK."

I can't help wondering why the little girl didn't get out of the way. Kids are so stupid.

Oh that was funny. I forgot about that show.

True. I just doubt that "most people" like the smell of chlorine bleach. I contend that SOME people TOLERATE the smell of chlorine bleach.

Okay, but howcome you spell "nott" with two 't's?

So is "Sir Patrick." That was my point.

That's as good a reason as any.

Howcome you call Ian "Sir Ian" and Patrick just "Patrick?" (Tip: you don't have to call them "Sir" except in formal situations).