As an aside, Lady Penelope looks eerily like Paris Hilton:

Thunderbirds was the thing we watched at 6am on Saturday mornings before the good cartoons came on (Super Friends, Jem, He-Man, Transformers). It was weird even then.

My theory: he was working for a long time before he got cool, so he had time to become clever and nice before achieving fame and hotness. Let me explain in scientific detail, with illustrations.

The other thing they don't tell you is if you eat too much fibre, especially of the dry pre-packaged kind, everything simply stops. You whole digestive system just grinds to a halt. And that's a really polite way of putting it.

This reminds me of a really exciting article I read a while ago about zero calorie pasta. It was some kind of noodle that has no calories. I googled it, and came across a Youtube video advertising the product for like a full minute. They did not show the actual product once. Just zoomed in and out of the packaging.…

Drinking a ton of water never worked for me. My tummy knows the difference between water and steak.

I just can't understand paying so much money for stuff with logos. Especially with the luxury labels, like Hermes or Louis Vuitton - you're obviously paying for the brand, and not necessarily for better quality (a coloring book is a coloring book). Even if I had the money for Chanel, which I don't, how could I look…

This is true. That's why the bluest of bluebloods wear those horrible gilets and Wellingtons and allow their hair to look windswept. I worked as a nanny for some Posh People, and I wanted to wear a totally normal grey peacoat to "walk the dawg" but my aristocrat laughed and insisted that I wear something that looked…

I can't. I'm sitting around waiting for a promotion.

We tried that. :(

Just in case anyone considers this relevant, an Australian size 14 is a US size 10. Actual beached whales are, you know, much larger.

That is always appropriate, for all newspaper articles, about all things.

Maybe they should have just used a stock image of a healthy woman laughing while eating a salad.

Especially in the context of an article about breast cancer. It's not very racy.

Thanks, that's very generous of you. ;)

30H, how do you do that? Are you Courtney Stodden?*

Try Figleaves. I get all my bras from there. It's British, but the worldwide shipping is cheap and for some reason the UK is better at catering for well-endowed women. If you're DD+ with a small band size, Freya is a great brand.

I think I can hear the butterfly giggling.

He could be doing research on us right now.

No, he used to drink but was sober when he met Donya Fiorentino at an AA meeting. She claimed to be sober but wasn't. They had two children, the marriage hit the rocks, and she accused him of violence etc. in an effort to get custody. The judge agreed that she was an addict, a liar and a risk to the children, and…