^This, all of this.

Ninemsn is reporting on this, with a reference to the Jez article, and I haven't looked at the comments because I don't want to ruin my day, but I guarantee they say stuff like "it's a free country" and "when did blackface become offensive?" and "bloody Obama!"

This is exactly why I don't own a Lamborghini. They always get messed up in some spectacular way, and then you're out $400,000. It's tempting fate. Like Zeus is up there going "hey, rich guy having a midlife crisis: KAPOW!"

Is that for real?!? WANT!

He and Waylon Smithers should hook up.

Uh huh, and would you like to upsize that maam?

Fascinating and beautiful.

It amuses me that the Japanese use the word "potage."

It helps to watch it on the highest resolution, too.

Found kitties are the best kitties.

I seriously don't understand why James Franco is a thing. Important people keep giving him money. It's like a joke I don't get.

I do that with everything I bake. And people are like "this cake is undercooked" and I'm all "no, this batter is overcooked."

Is your sister Gwyneth Paltrow?

What are "vomitty sunburns?"

The Facebook thing is valid. I loathe (and eschew) Facebook, but certain credentials have currency on Facebook, and among my sister's Facebook friends those things include: weddings, children, holidays with husband and children. These are people who tweet about scrapbooking or failed cupcakes. Their profile pics are…

Well said. And unless Elle McPherson has seen a director's cut I've never heard of, at no point in Rear Window does Grace Kelly appear in her underpants.

There's something nice about hair that looks freshly cut.

Yup.

My mom didn't learn to cook until she married, and then once she had acquired the basics, she started going backwards. I can't persuade her that the cook is supposed to (a) taste and (b) season. Today she made soup and said "I hope it's okay, I haven't tried it. Oh and I haven't put any salt in." When I asked her what…