$10 says she doesn’t have a prescription but also is firmly against the legalization of cannabis.

Let him know that since Biden will be President, Biden’s clearly more powerful than god. Sure, it’ll be pouring gas on a fire. But it’s winter, we could use a little heat. Report back!

I got a text message with a Trump hat in the trash from my father. A staunch Trump supporter from day one. He said I probably shouldn’t wear this in public and Trump has “now” shown that he is only out for himself no matter the cost . He was able to separate himself from the ideology. Which the family found surprising.…

I saw the headline and the car and thought you were talking about the entire car.

On Alibaba, they’re offering an appearance package with this fine upbadging:

“You can lift it up anytime you like.”

Shit, I was not actually prepared for that. I think it may be the fugliest interior design I’ve ever seen- and I frequent McMansion Hell. Even minus the mounds of ugly Christmas crap, you can still tell there’s a nightmare underneath. The fake flowers/plants alone.

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Call me when the display can play Gran Turisimo.

Averages don’t tell us much, I’d much prefer to see the medians for each of these.   

This.

Phrasing it as “3x your salary” is a very ham-fisted way of going about it. What you really need is 25x your expenses by the time you retire. This is the standard “FIRE” formula that lets you withdraw 4% of your portfolio almost perpetually (subject to sequence of returns risk).

Those drivers have some real small-dick energy and are afraid of their world coming down.

Basically take Super Smash Bros. Put all 4 characters to CPU controlled Pikachu, set lives to 99, only turn on the hammers and set item drop frequency to high. Sit back and lite a bowl.

Speaking of things Microsoft should remove from Windows ...

I never embellished my resume.  

It’s grounds for dismissal, if they can find a verifiable lie they could terminate immediately or it could be used against you by another employee as a form of extortion.

To be fair (cue Letterkenny chorus), Harley has earned the reputation it has for a reason.

This happened at a large academic institution in our state about ten years ago, involving a top official. After it was found out he lied on his CV, the institution started looking at everyone in the institution more closely, even those already hired. From what I understand, more heads rolled as a result of that audit.