Where’s the link to the GoFundMe page to buy more foreign shit for this guy to analyze? Seriously, that dude is entertaining as hell just due to his sheer joy at this thing.

*sees the fans on the roof*
“LOOK AT THIS SHIT!”

I am convinced everyone that adds on to this thread are extended members of the Addams Family. I love all of you demented bastards.

Is it big enough to house an indoor golf course and a casino?

You want the king of worthless bezels and pointless extra LCD screens I present to you my favorite wristwatch in middle school. The G-Shock in all it’s cluttered glory. (the picture isn’t of mine, I buried that thing a long time ago and I suspect it will come looking for me one day like Cujo).

So you didn’t make it through the entire article?

We have Pennsyltucky here in PA.

I hate to be the one to ruin the illusion, however, that is more than likely a coal power plant, not nuke. In Britain, those cooling towers are a common site for coal plants, though, in the case of the Drax Power Station, they are being brought up to date and converted to biomass:

A tool you can (or could) actually buy:

I’m “buy cheap first, buy expensive second.”

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

See also, Gizmodo.

I grew up in Upstate NY and I’ve lived in half a dozen places around the country since then. Without fail, every town has a place on Yelp that says “the wings are just as good as the ones in Buffalo!”.

2 Fast 2 Furious. This movie is like the F&F franchise equivalent of Attack of the Clones, not just in that it’s objectively the worst movie in the franchise, but that it’s just a supremely corny, hour and a half long, extremely meme-able caricature of early-2000s car culture. Take everything ridiculous about the…

Camry XSE LeMan Edition... Graphics package on a White, Black, or Red exterior, black wheels, sports exhaust, badges, red and black interior with red stitching, commemorative plaque...send it. 

that wasn’t really a Karen experience — much too polite and no threats of calling PD, no outright bigotry, no acts of violence. 

Americans are more disconnected from how their food actually gets made than any other people in the history of the world.

But honey is mostly sugar, and agave nectar is just sugar.

Yeah, if these people watched how much sugar is poured in a CAN of soda rather than simply reading the ingredients, they would pass out.

Have these people... never made lemonade? From scratch? Because lemon water is great, but it ain’t lemonade. Who are these fools?