On Alibaba, they’re offering an appearance package with this fine upbadging:

“You can lift it up anytime you like.”

Shit, I was not actually prepared for that. I think it may be the fugliest interior design I’ve ever seen- and I frequent McMansion Hell. Even minus the mounds of ugly Christmas crap, you can still tell there’s a nightmare underneath. The fake flowers/plants alone.

Click through this slideshow and find out!

Call me when the display can play Gran Turisimo.

Averages don’t tell us much, I’d much prefer to see the medians for each of these.   

This.

Phrasing it as “3x your salary” is a very ham-fisted way of going about it. What you really need is 25x your expenses by the time you retire. This is the standard “FIRE” formula that lets you withdraw 4% of your portfolio almost perpetually (subject to sequence of returns risk).

Basically take Super Smash Bros. Put all 4 characters to CPU controlled Pikachu, set lives to 99, only turn on the hammers and set item drop frequency to high. Sit back and lite a bowl.

I never embellished my resume.  

It’s grounds for dismissal, if they can find a verifiable lie they could terminate immediately or it could be used against you by another employee as a form of extortion.

To be fair (cue Letterkenny chorus), Harley has earned the reputation it has for a reason.

This happened at a large academic institution in our state about ten years ago, involving a top official. After it was found out he lied on his CV, the institution started looking at everyone in the institution more closely, even those already hired. From what I understand, more heads rolled as a result of that audit.

Even more elegant!

Where’s the link to the GoFundMe page to buy more foreign shit for this guy to analyze? Seriously, that dude is entertaining as hell just due to his sheer joy at this thing.

*sees the fans on the roof*
“LOOK AT THIS SHIT!”

I am convinced everyone that adds on to this thread are extended members of the Addams Family. I love all of you demented bastards.

I hate to be the one to ruin the illusion, however, that is more than likely a coal power plant, not nuke. In Britain, those cooling towers are a common site for coal plants, though, in the case of the Drax Power Station, they are being brought up to date and converted to biomass:

A tool you can (or could) actually buy:

I’m “buy cheap first, buy expensive second.”