“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

See also, Gizmodo.

I grew up in Upstate NY and I’ve lived in half a dozen places around the country since then. Without fail, every town has a place on Yelp that says “the wings are just as good as the ones in Buffalo!”.

2 Fast 2 Furious. This movie is like the F&F franchise equivalent of Attack of the Clones, not just in that it’s objectively the worst movie in the franchise, but that it’s just a supremely corny, hour and a half long, extremely meme-able caricature of early-2000s car culture. Take everything ridiculous about the…

Camry XSE LeMan Edition... Graphics package on a White, Black, or Red exterior, black wheels, sports exhaust, badges, red and black interior with red stitching, commemorative plaque...send it. 

that wasn’t really a Karen experience — much too polite and no threats of calling PD, no outright bigotry, no acts of violence. 

Americans are more disconnected from how their food actually gets made than any other people in the history of the world.

But honey is mostly sugar, and agave nectar is just sugar.

Yeah, if these people watched how much sugar is poured in a CAN of soda rather than simply reading the ingredients, they would pass out.

Have these people... never made lemonade? From scratch? Because lemon water is great, but it ain’t lemonade. Who are these fools?

The first challenge I see with this is that the majority of car buys want their white/gray CUV right now, and if you don’t have it now they will go where they can get it.

Another good tweak

I was thinking the same thing. Even if you find a better way... If HAAS is doing your pit stops, they may not screw on the wheels, and one or more will come off. 

You think racecar mowers are a red flag?  Just wait until she sees the shirt.

Counterpoint: if you meet a woman who owns a Peugeot*, definitely try to fuck her. Just don’t get involved or ever let your guard down.

Wait till they find VHT Nightshade....

I love a good Milkshake

Not to mention you’re going to have to explain it to the tire store cashier a few times.

“...buy one for a lot of money, but the owner said no. Alistair [Bennett, director of CGA Engineering] was the one who said that we could make two.”

that Easterbrook had sent as attachments to messages from his company email account to his personal email account