First off, I never stipulated Democratic. So I won’t abide by it.

Ronald Reagan was president in the throes of Alzheimer’s and there are airports named after him.

Remember when Valve used to make games? Pepperidge Farms remembers.

For this instant I feel everything is right with the world.

Red Green did that a long time ago. Since I’m too lazy for a video, here’s a picture. If you’re not Canadian, you have no idea what I’m talking about.

It would cost an insane amount, it wouldn’t be close so would get boring, and everyone would die.

No you wouldn’t have.

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I’m the odd man out in my family. Everyone else hates Tokyo Drift, I also think it’s the best in the series. As fun as the first one, with slightly less stupidly modified cars and way less stupid vinyl graphics. Not nearly as stupid as the second one, and still grounded in car action, not super epic heist movie world…

Seriously, just because it always needs to be said, Tokyo Drift is the best movie in the series. I’d totally watch a spin-off sequel(s) to Tokyo drift.

Paul Walker was certainly no Robert Deniro when it came to acting chops, but it’s interesting how well suited and vital to this franchise he was. The first 7 were fun, mostly watchable popcorn flicks (excepting Tokyo, of course). I thought 8 completely sucked.. I couldn’t get through it. Even Charlize Theron was…

“Hey honey, gotta work on the car today. This should only take me an hour or so, and I’ve got everything I need already.”

Ahh, yes. Valve.

In its original inception, copyright law only protected an artists’ work for 10-15 years. This was because, the reasoning went, if the artist can’t turn a profit after 10 years then it’s someone else’s turn to create and contribute to the art. Art, in this version of copyright, is a matter of public concern, and…

At this point, I’d take it on the back of a napkin if it worked.

They lost me at Unreal Engine. I’m OK with it not being made by Valve, but if it’s not on Source Engine it’s not Half-Life.

Democrats: “No states rights, federal rule for all”

Well yeah, of course they do, that’s smart business.