“Parents must be able to place their trust in educators to provide a safe learning environment for our kids,”

Grade-A journalism, interview a parent that has no children enrolled at this school, let alone any school for that matter.

More like “is a small price to pay so that I can brainwash them into whatever weird religious sect I belong to”

“I would think that somebody hacked in just ... because they want to let the children of the school see something they should not be looking at,” Kathy Law, a parent, told WSB-TV 2. “This is part of the reason we keep our kids homeschooled it’s just to try to protect them a little bit.”

4000 smartphones is .00125% of the phones they sold just in the last year. If your phone price goes up .00125% because of this, I’ll reimburse you.

Giving NK athletes brand new top of the line smartphones would yield nothing. They will be confiscated by NK officials within an hour.

It’s ok - the Iranian athletes probably have iPhones already and the North Koreans... well... maybe sun dials or something...

They didn’t report it because it was the first time in 3 years a Taurus had left the lot.

i would fuck my dad for an opportunity to find these cars in a barn

Gross, aliens will be so disappointed

Some dogs just want to watch the world burn.

I have a goldendoodle who makes an excellent watch dog.. He barks at EVERYTHING.. but once the door is open his tail wag will give away all my valuables. He’d probably share the safe combo for a cheeseburger.

Those dogs look visibly upset. They know something is wrong, they are constantly looking over at the fire. They don’t know what to do, so they go to their safe place on the couch and just worry. I find their behavior fascinating. Had a cat done this it probably would have jumped back up there and tried to eat the…

I blame my golden for doing dog things. She knows better. She has the obedience trials ribbons to prove it. She also steals all the food that isn’t nailed down, drags it into the back yard, and tries to hide the evidence behind the shed. If we’re ever missing Tupperware, the first place to look is behind the shed.

My dog (RIP) would have eaten the box also.

I won’t pretend I have any clue what I’m doing when it comes to dog training, but I don’t have that problem with my dog. She’ll try and sneak up and sniff on food if no one’s paying attention, but she hasn’t tried to steal any in years. She only takes things off the counter if they’re meant for her and she’s been told…

Some watch dogs they were; they just let everyone come in and walk around as they please... That’s two strikes against those dogs.

“What did you do, Bill? What did you do?! Look at the kitchen, Bill. It’s not supposed to be doing that, Bill!”

YES, SO MUCH THIS!!! I have all those things you mentioned and every exotic except for the Legend of Acrius. I’m at the part now where I have to run The Arms Dealer with its modifiers. It’s like they took everything that made D1 fun to play every day and said “What’s this shit?” and tossed it out the window. People…

the will to not pay will always outmatch even the most expensive and complex DRM