Ahhh, that was it! I kept having that issue at the aquarium I work at today. And then I went home and tried to play 1-2 Switch with my goldfish, same thing! Went to my bedroom, though...and it also happened, because that’s where my wi-fi was.

I’ll still argue that a drunk person can give consent. But at any point where a person loses consciousness, consent is instantly revoked. I don’t care if they are sober and fell asleep, Narcoleptic or so drunk they pass out, once unconscious, consent stops.

There’s a big ass gray area between sober and too drunk to…

What the fuck is wrong with this judge?! Being overwhelmingly drunk and, therefore, not of sound mind and body should certainly supercede just being conscious. Human decency should dictate that if someone is pissing their pants or blacks out during any sexual activity that you don’t continue to proceed. Both the judge…

Correct. That’s what friction does. I’m guessing some road, after his tires blew out, a curb, the drainage ditch and most likely, both Austin’s feet planted firmly on the brake pedal while he screamed like a little girl all slowed him down considerably before he took flight.

This would still sell on AutoTrader for $35k.

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

Counter point: Guy whose business acumen has led him to become an uber driver criticizes the business strategy of CEO who built a $70 billion company. CEO holds his ground.

They have to authorize the use of a multifunction tool, there’s nothing to suggest they have to authorize the actual specific usage of changing the odometer reading.

Your writing ability is excellent, but your knowledge of business and law are lacking.

Unwilling to suffer the profound indignity of calling a tow truck being arrested for DUI, the man hatched a plan, devious in its drunken simplicity

How has the hairdresser’s Ferrari not been mentioned?

I’m not saying the 599 is ugly (it isn’t), but it does look like Nic Cage.

This one.

QUAD TAIL LIGHTS!!!! It’s a proper Ferrari!!!!!!!

Engineers.

The moral of the story is “don’t ever, ever work for a startup without demanding an equity share.” That’s all the spoiled brat starting the company cares about, and you are just a piece of equipment to him (and it will almost always be a him.)

Thank god this was only now discovered, otherwise my spiteful “friends” from childhood would’ve had a love affair with this glitch. They were the sort of people who would pull the link cable when they’re about to lose then say I was cheating. :<

I want this so damn bad.

In reality, when you factor in maintenance costs, the thieves are estimated to have lost about $200k.