If you can chuck it over the fence it’s also free.

Get ‘em while they’re HOT!

FIRE SALE! Everything must go!

I’m drunk at an airport, though this was a Deadspin article. Thought there was a new commissioner in the NFL, got really confused. I hope I make my flight.

or Dog Island? HIT ME UP IF YOU MAKE EITHER OF THESE

tl;dr

he gets a little ranty, but JonTron has the best take on this:

Between the early days of 4chan, YTMND and New Grounds, those of us that grew up on the internet in the late 90s/early 2000s and beyond lost their innocence at such a young age. Trial by fire and whatnot. We learned and we lived.

GEOFF

I can’t believe that Square Enix actually found a way to restore my ancient, highschool hype for this game. I was only at the “yeah, if I get a ps4 I’ll buy it, sure” for the last couple years, but the hype is now fully restored.

Flying an A-Wing over Bespin. I remember the stage being so damned beautiful. I got Rogue Squadron for Christmas along with my N64 that came with Ocarina of Time. It’s a good thing Link could time travel with is Ocarina because motherfucker had to wait until I took down the Empire.

Ah, the majestik møøse.

In an ideal world they would have the manpower and legal authority to do so. However then you would complain about a federal takeover of a city water system.

EPA: We’ll get to the lead poisoned water in Flint right after we crush these cars.

Glad I'm not the only one that read the article as if this is some sort of a problem and this man who left them to the church, probably so they could sell them and keep the money, is some form of an asshole? WTF has our society come to?

Man, what a fucking jerk. I hope no one in my life ever has the audacity to gift me with something that, with a little bit of work, is worth at least a hundred thousand dollars.

Sorry, but I am willing to bet many of the ghosts of those who have fallen would have been cheering that shit on the whole time. We’re all cut from the same cloth.

This will be a tough challenge, citizen. On one robotic hand, people watched her streams because of the sex appeal she has, the main selling point of watching her streams, much like people enjoyed watching me get blown to pieces by small arms fire.

Thanks for the trip down memory lane. The first three Halo games are some of my most-loved gaming experiences. This article alone is enough to make me want to get an Xbox One just to relive them. I don’t even care about the wonky multiplayer mode. The campaigns were solid.