It was, until he took his Mustang to Cars and Coffee.

The Mustang’s driver.

Shit, this breaks my heart.

The GranCoupe purge begins.

Yeah, but her gravy train just came in. This is a money based gravy train which she will turn into a gravy based gravy train.

“issued a $164 ticket with four points put on his license for failing to do so” Funny, that’s almost exactly the points and fine I had to pay for speeding 12 over the limit, despite the fact there was very little danger to myself or anyone else at the time. Seems like either my penalty was too harsh, or blasting…

The reason you think the ass looks Accord Crosstour-ish is because it looks Accord Coupe-ish. Namely the shape of the top of the trunk, the horizontal tail lights, the vertical fake vents at the bumpers edge.

Hahaha, could you imagine that headline on the cover of Road & Track?

Don’t forget Spyker

right, yes, I’ll fix that. Sorry. I got excited about mentioning Mansfield bars.

Alternate theory: He was showing off his “summon feature” and did not look at what he was doing, crashed it himself, and is now trying to find some way to blame anyone but himself.The phrase “Hey, bro watch what I can do with my car” may or may not have been involved.

I thought the Tesla had automatic tire-pressure monitoring?

Get a Fox body for $1500. Spend 15 grand for LS swap with a couple turbos. Smoke Hellcats all day long for nowhere near 40 grand.

Jeep Renegade.

Good thing they insatlled some cheap ass blue/purple LEDs in the bumper vents. Get rid of those and the wheels and the car wouldn’t look like a highschool shop project. I like the idea of an electric Ferrari that gets the fanboys all sweaty under their polos. Its definitely faster than it was before the fire and 308s…

By not doing a restoration they have prevented it from catching on fire again.

“Do you want me to pull over?”

Das funny.

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