it could fly. it could.

It was hard to put clues in my statement to make it known I was trolling without an lol or /sarcasm or whatever, but I thought the bold dots and eyes/bewbs might clue people in. Guess it didn’t work.

Yeah, but the convertible doesn’t have gullwing doors... (.)(.)

We’re not Christian for that or anything sad. We’re secular. SECULAR, I swear!

good thing they burned the poem immediately after it was written instead of posting it up on our country’s front door and using it in elementary schools to explain how our country works to EVERYONE who’s ever grown up here... otherwise, it might mean something.

Joel is my favourite member of The Deadmaw Five.

Can I get it without the seating position?

Why not just Carboy? It’s a good cross section of interests which should otherwise not be cross-sected.

Relax. They have alcohol to take the edge off.

This looks amazing where the last two have not. I'm actually getting rather randy over it.

that thing is awesome.

Pokemon Go. That's how.

The cars should be able to use devices to derail the other teams. Clatrops, smokescreen, stuff like that.

I don’t think a vehicle being a crossover precludes it from also being a wagon.

Gran Turismo Interjaculated.

This is so odd. I understand what they’re up to but since I have to carry my in-laws AND my daughter in the back, this just doesn’t work. I want it to work.

Good. As long as they have a Manuel option, I might consider this as my snow car.

I don’t understand... that button makes you drift, right?

But, did you hear that a BMW X5 was swallowed up by a sinkhole in NY city?

Oh psha! He could just ride it out down the hill from there like nothing ever happened. The speed limit goes up to 70 at the bottom of the hill there and the road is straight for miles and miles. From the runaway ramp there is an easy left sweeper followed by a right sweeper at the bottom and then it’s free sailing.