I’m not a Millenial but I did not watch for a number of reasons.

Double the cars?! Well, now I don't want one anymore because there's always something.

Don't depressed people already know they're depressed? Couldn't these guys have developed a passive-aggressive detection algorithm or something?

Don’t worry, there’s a hack for that. You just remove the tv from the motorized apparatus and either place it on a table or mount it on a wall. Permanently.

This is the problem, I always need to go through a checklist every time I see one to determine which one I'm looking at. So, lots of staring.

It’s so over the top that I would totally buy one if I had a bit more money and cocaine.

Just spell it out so the other patrons don’t know what you are talking about: “How much for some D-R-U-G-Ss?”

NEVAR!

It looks amazing from the front but all other angles are abysmally uggo, imo

Martha tole me I were crazy but now I showed her.

I was there.

first time on the jelopnic?

People panic when they don’t know what to do. Training is so that they know what to do. I’d be very curious to see where all that “TSA tax money” actually ended up.

“New Carbon Fibruh bits replace old Carbon Fibruh bits...”

Open carry usually means that it’s loaded. That's legal. I’m just updating you, no biggie- not trying to start a discussion about it.

Sadly, most people feel that the law is their only responsibility. I had an infuriating conversation with someone recently who felt that because a court could not find a way to prosecute certain people with another’s death, that the people who were directly the cause of that person’s death were completely and morally…

It’s the perfect road rage car! Now you can be judge, jury and executioner without worrying about your prissy little bro-dozer getting scratched by that old lady’s bonneville.

vw did for 8 years!

I am not an all-in or all-out kind of person when it comes to these kinds of things. After seeing plenty of conspiracy in the industries I’ve worked in first-hand, it would be silly to think that it wouldn’t exist at many other levels in many other categories.

I really wish this were a viable replacement for food. I don’t think it ever will be, sadly. I realize I’m in the minority, but I’d rather not eat, for the most part. A couple times a week would be ideal. I could enjoy that. It feels like such a chore at the obsessive levels our bodies need to consume. Coffee, tho?…