Can we just call it a “hover suspension”? It’s the most appropriate name.

Does no one get this joke?

TL/DR: kerpow!

For number one: don’t try to figure her out. Just go out with her. And then it will collapse. Almost all relationships do anyway, so just because you know ahead of time doesn’t make it necessary to avoid it. I dated a girl that sounds like her many years ago and it was painful. But it was a beautiful moment in my life…

I have one thing to say: haha.

Are you talking about WFIRST? I thought that was 10 years out. Anyway, I only hope that when the data is analyzed, a weakness can be found... 30 parsecs is already super quick.

why is he so mean?!?!

Kentucky Fried Movie.

It is possible that he put that stuff on and was trying to play dumb about it. Being older, he’s had some time to perfect his “innocent” look;)

I just figured I’d leave a lost comment here. Kinja is well past its limits so this will never be seen by anyone. I may as well leave something prophetic- Bernie Sanders will be president and there will be several unsuccessful attempts on his life. The illuminati just can’t keep up anymore. The new blood doesn’t care…

YOU!

You don’t need to be an oligarch to afford these in China. A LOT of people have luxury car money and drivers aren’t that expensive.

make sure there is a “keeping the car clean” stipulation in the contract or you will look like a schlub;)

well, that’s just it. I am NOT buying the new NSX. F@#k those guys.

finally, we are knocking off China.

nothing hotter than revenge parenting.

watch the video, you’ll see that you were basically right.

The thing about Bigfoot is that in places like China, the people who don’t believe are in the minority. Probably the same in Siberia.

If correct, it does. I'm pretty sure that is the reason it's been brought up, though. Doesn't make it real.

Y2K is REAL!