For each offense, he would be accruing fines, as well. The value for each crossing is theoretically very high.

So bizarre!

so, according to my comment, he clearly needed to be even more illegal... and you think I missed the point of my own joke?

wait, so that’s ilEEEgal?

It’s Canada. I’m pretty sure it would have ended with a beer drinking game.

The problem is that he didn't have a false plate as the alternate. The empty space just draws eyes. Plus, yeah, don't swap while you're around the Mounties.

“Torchwagen”.

I had a Chiron for lunch at King Taco. I'm feeling it now.

They don’t need to be completely submerged. If they did, you’d never see them on docks and boats. But you do, and above waterline- not above high tide, usually.

It's not like I missed Christmas. I can still get the SS, I just don't want to trade my current car for it. I'll just have to save a little longer.

I’m so glad you’re keeping the car. I was beginning to think it was all about the money for you;) This car is so unbelievable looking and, if the prices were to hold another year or two, I might get one myself.

What will Kia’s version of this look like?

wait, do you have sideways gears? I need that.

dammit. I just wrote this.

That fucker ran a red light.

CP for the questionable replacement parts. And tiptronic.

Uhuh. And, how big are those?

The fault lies with the reporter. If she had been a man, this would have never happened.

Well, it sounds like a great story! I bet the bikes look amazing. I'm sure I'm the bad guy for not being able to see them!