Shut. Up.

You just don’t want to admit the simple truth: there is a grey market for 777s. Sometimes they just fall off the back of a truck, like an iPad.

wait, do you have sideways gears? I need that.

dammit. I just wrote this.

That fucker ran a red light.

What the?

This is Facebook gold. I can't wait to see my old high school coach post this in early February of next year when his radar finally detects it.

Maybe we'll finally see that pentium wrist chip.

CP for the questionable replacement parts. And tiptronic.

Uhuh. And, how big are those?

The fault lies with the reporter. If she had been a man, this would have never happened.

Well, it sounds like a great story! I bet the bikes look amazing. I'm sure I'm the bad guy for not being able to see them!

Access to YouTube might be just the trick.

Douse it in gasoline and apply a small flame. Logic. But, it actually may have looked new.

Most likely deployed from a sub. Only so many places they can be squirted out of.

Of course. I'm just quoting the article.

“Disguised to look like a torpedo”

Personally, I think super/hyper/mega should be hyperbole. Otherwise, we'll have to wait quite a long time until we reach giga.