Can someone at Jezebel acknowledge and explain the crappy new layout, please?

ps. 2006

If you're Russian going in, and European in the process, wouldn't you be Finnish on the way out?

If you are Russian when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside the bathroom?

Piano Skirt/Dress! NEED IT

I'm not this good at anything.

My life has no meaning.

disappointed, Jay Z didn't perform 22 :(

I'M NOT CRYING! SHUT UP! YOU'RE CRYING!

look to the cookie friends...look to the cookie

More like a B.S.! Amirite?

Is he hiding walnuts in here?

What kind of rich ass school did that girl go to that their yearbook portrait pages could be printed in full color ON TOP OF color pages? Damn!

"I will be ruthless in riding the army of people who cannot live up to its values "

Nothing says "I'm sure I didn't do anything wrong" like cleaning up the evidence...

What a convincing explanation! No one will suspect him for sure.

Everyone said it would feel magical and amazing the first time I felt my baby kick. It didn't though, honestly it felt creepy and scary. I did not enjoy the sensation. At all

THIS THIS THIS does it come in my size?? Or, can I get a whole bunch of this fabric so I can do things with it like make slipcovers for my sofa cushions and maybe a bedspread?

Chris Pine with facial hair (the streaks of grey *fans self*) is Hottie McHot. And he seems rather sweet and intelligent.