Did everyone forget Wrestlemania was this year? He's already at two, because if that Triple H match wasn't an "action comedy" nothing is.

Well at least we know whether or not Donald Trump cares about black people.

“We ping-pong from children in disease-ridden concentration camps run by the American government”

Marvel? Snore. The only Netflix prop I want is Kimmy Schmidt’s backpack, preferably before the $45,000 was stolen but I’m flexible.

You mean for him alcohol plus vehicles lead to negative consequences? Weird. In America it means you get to keep your Senate seat another 40 years.

“I'll be...HAHAHAHAHA...beck...? Back. HAVE SEX WITH ME COLIN!"

Huh. I would've thought a movie involving Marc Maron and a sword would be a documentary focused on Gallagher.

I didn't watch but based on the description here it's everything I see in my head every time I hear Julie Kavner strain to croak out a line.

So who’s on it, Gellar or Swanson? I won't sleep with just any of them.

So who’s on it, Gellar or Swanson? I won't sleep with just any of them.

Haircut or no haircut, 31 years later "The Following" debuted and the AV Club reviewers fucked Bacon every week.

Didn't Keanu do the same thing with music?

A story about "juiced balls" and MLB conspiracy and not a single Canseco mention? What universe is this?

But they at least VOTE for the females, right?

Bruce Willis should've been smarter as a baby in 12 Monkeys. Then he could've stopped repeating such a futile mission.

It's Mr. Ed. They used to be friends after meeting at the same school growing up. Sad stuff.

I wish I had been alive to see Randy Rhoads with Ozzy, and by extension that he had lived longer and put out more material. I know it’s widely believed that he was about to quit anyway but I’m going to go on the assumption that Sharon convinced (fucked?) him into staying.

As a Rockets fan I'm gonna go ahead and assume this is all a really convoluted plot to get Chris Paul back. Donald Sterling's involved somehow.

Next year he should only be allowed to bat. Against the Pirates. Without a helmet.

After review, the NFL suspended James Harrison for four games.

I think he got confused by the water pouring over Meza.