Yes! That video of Phelps scowling was deemed hilarious but when gabby doesn’t smile on cue it’s not okay?

This Golden Girl rose to the occassion and made her opponents blanche as she slammed a door or three into their Olympic hopes.

+48

Sure but when y0u lose you’ll probably be all pissy about it. Refusing to shake hands, demanding the Gaza Strip back...

When I got in a terrible car accident I gave my diamond earrings to my husband to hold during the cat scan/mri stuff. He put them in his pants pockets.

Don’t forget the Skinnyshakes and skinny chocolate! It’s a Skinny Empire.

When I see Leslie do funny, delightful things like this (honest, genuine enthusiasm), it makes me smile. I will never understand how there are people out there who hate on her. Why? How? She's a NATIONAL TREASURE!

This is just reason #1289 why Leslie Jones is a national treasure.

Standing at the bus stop minding my own business this jackass PULLED my hair. Said he just wanted to know how it felt. I grabbed said man’s balls. Suffice to say he was NOT happy. I kindly told him my hair was as important to me as his balls and to kindly fuck off. Luckily for me the bus was pulling up before things…

As a teacher, I’m mandated to report even if there is only hearsay. I must report to the designated entity as close to immediately as possible (usually an admin or head counselor, and verbally to protect the child), am required to have at least a written statement for the investigator, and always I check that the…

It was a very small, catered luncheon as she was speaking at my library (not “my” library but where I worked). It was a big library and a very big event and the lunch was for just a few of the staff — 3 or 4 of us as I recall + Ms. L’Engle and her traveling companion.

*slides in with the casual aside*

Me too! Also, I’d love to see film adaptations of Many Waters (who can play the twins??), A Swiftly Tilting Planet, A Wind in the Door, and An Acceptable Time.. but I don’t want it to become a franchise and have some of the problems Ive had with movie sequels that don’t know when to quit.

People who use the word “curate” unironically outside of a museum should be taken behind a shed and be put down humanely.

You’re looking at this all wrong.He’s a grifter. What does a grifter do when one scam is falling apart? He moves on to the next one. That’s what he thinks we all di.

THIS IS HILARIOUSLY AWESOME!!

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I’m getting a strong “wannabe Winona Ryder” vibe.

Alice Roosevelt threw down the gauntlet for First Daughters Behaving Badly.