Or, to put it more simply: If you think everyone’s an asshole, usually you’re the asshole.

Biden probably said, “Alright, kid. Ya gotta bring the goods. But lay off the malarky! That’s mine.”

At one point during Kaine’s dad-joke speech (maybe multiple points, I was mainly listening and not watching) the camera cut to Biden and the look on his face said “This is a worthy successor.” It was adorable and heartwarming.

Flawleth? I don’t think tho! ;)

Yayyyyy, Silvertiger!!!!!!! So glad your wait has paid off!!!!!! xoxo

Omg guys, this roll call! So much love! As a resident of ohio, i teared up when Obergefell spoke on behalf of the OH delegation.

I'm not crying, someone's cutting onions.

I'm not crying...you're crying.

Bernie pulled the party platform significantly to the left. This was a big accomplishment, and something that means a lot to those of us that support a social-democrat platform over a traditional machine democrat platform. He was tactful and well-spoken tonight, carefully aligning his campaign goals with the new party…

Too. Fucking. True.

I definitely feel like Kaine is in the Biden style of a VP. He’s affable, he’s a fighter, he started out his law career fighting for civil rights and pro bono work. Unlike most of the other options (which seemed likely to backfire [Warren, Booker, Brown, Castro, Franken]), this is one I’m genuinely excited about.…

The interview Jez posted the other day from Kelly Ripa’s show was pretty spectacularly fun. She is just so damned charming, I want to hang out with her so badly!

Leslie Jones is a national treasure. It’s a shame that she’s being harassed because of some wayward, evil gay.

2 and 4.5 aren’t school age. what’s you’re doing is raising your children, not homeschooling.

This. Now THIS is some intelligent, high-level trolling.

Sounds more like he’s a citizen of the Republic of Gilead to me.

Omg I never knew I wanted that until today

JOHN CHO.

John Cho? He delights me.

Trump is literally incapable of taking criticism. And I don’t use literally figurative, I use it literally. As far as I know there is not a single incident on record where someone criticized him and he responded with anything other than a personal insult in response.