I’m pretty sure everything in this article and comments is exactly what my grandparents said about credit and debit cards. Also, go ahead and keep telling yourself that your cash (not actually sitting in a bank) is backed by the good faith of the government. Then repeat that line with a straight face while you look in…

We could explain this to you, but it will require a mathematician, a different kind of mathematician and a statistician…

The thing that bothers me most is that—if we forget for a moment that he’s an accused domestic abuser—he is a quality actor who used to do quality shit. But because his motivation ceased being art and focused solely on, for instance, expensive shit to put in the cellar, he’s become a loser. A literal sellout. A…

You mean to tell me you’re not interested in my children’s book based on Frank Zappa lyrics?

Co-opting? Marginalizing? Hate crime?

He’s trying to drive a wedge between Germany and the US, because that’s what Putin wants.

Yeah but this isn’t about guys pulling their own dicks ;)

I think what he meant to say is that even Hitler “didn’t conduct a chemical weapon attack on Syrian opposition forces from a Su-22 fixed-wing aircraft on April 4, 2017.”

“And don’t get me started on United. At least Hitler never forcibly removed anybody without a REALLY good reason.”

I listened to this interview on my ride into work. I was shocked—and it takes quite a bit to shock me these days. The open hostility toward very fair questions from a journalist . . . insisting that H.R. McMaster didn’t say things that he is quoted as saying . . .

Since no one else has, I have go with the iconic M50s. https://www.amazon.com/Audio-Technica-ATH-M50x-Professional-Monitor-Headphones/dp/B00HVLUR86

Since no one else has, I have go with the iconic M50s. https://www.amazon.com/Audio-Technica-ATH-M50x-Professional-Mo…

The FAILING Nordstrom won’t sell my sexy daughter Ivanka’s brand anymore, but they will sell overpriced CHINESE made clothes. Sad!

MY HOTTEST DAUGHTER PULLS HER LINE FROM FAILING NORDSTROMS! SUPER HOT! MY DAUGHTER I MEAN. SAD!

Oh, exactly...Obama’s wars. How could I forget when 9/11 happened on his watch so he went to war in Afghanistan in 2001; and then when he declared a Global War on Terror and went into Iraq in 2003 (which totally did 9/11 and had nukes) way back when he was actually President George W. Bush. And then when he got an…

Roses are, I mean really, they are, and I’ve seen it myself in the garden, Trump Tower garden, the finest, I mean you won’t find them like that anywhere else in the world you know why, because the gardener, I told him, it was really my idea, I don’t know anything about flowers but I said “Use this” and the result was,…

The Jackson 5. BOOM!

Two things:
“I think it’s important to understand that whether it’s the president himself, the vice president, the senior team, the volunteers, or the people who are out there just in america that voted for him that walked the streets or put up a sign, that to constantly be told no no no and to watch him go yes yes yes…

Maybe Hart never made it in the game at a professional level because of his decision-making on the pitch.

I found the perfect car for you, Mr. Torchinsky!