I’ll never stop thinking these things are making a face like someone stuck the gas pump where it really shouldn’t have gone.

And perhaps would’ve left a wider opening for the Cien to happen. 

A v12 Escalade in ‘03 would’ve been the dumbest thing and I’m heartbroken it never happened. 

When I first learned about this thing, I thought from its appearance it was a more luxurious badge-engineered Corvette, like some obscure predecessor to the Cadillac XLR. My disappointment was immeasurable.  

Could be worse. Much worse. 

It’s how it just dips below the bottom line there for me. 

“Lightning will strike(!) my driveway in July, according to Ford.”

I know about Noble’s engine choice but still. Don’t expect that kind of sound from a Volvo sedan. 

Jesus, that’s a beefy Volvo. 

Gif at the top had me like:

Even with all the mods that is a beefy-sounding 4 banger.

Honestly, they should’ve done something like this years ago. 

As someone who grew up in that time, there will never be a spot in hell good enough for the early-mid 2000s.

I don’t even wanna think about what your diet is like if this looks delicious to you. 

The good styling just makes it more disappointing if you ask me. Imagine that body on a platform like the Bronco’s or Wranger’s. Instead it’s just a cheaper Acadia. 

I mean, your wish was granted a while ago.

One of my dream games is a Horzion-esque open world Ridge Racer game that blatantly takes place in Strangereal, the setting of Ridge Racer’s aerial combat-oriented sister series Ace Combat. Both series’ give some huge hints that they share a world without explicitly saying it, its time to stop bing coy about it and…

Doug Dimmadome, your car is here. 

I haven’t seen the film yet either (will be changing that soon) so hopefully it’s a WIP. Total openess wouldn’t make sense for cooling, though. Bruce has the cash to make proper cooling work. 

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