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Maybe I need to spend less time online, but this shit is tame to me. Let her do what she wants, she ain’t really hurting anyone.

This is the peak of human achievement and I will fight you all to the death about it. 

Maybe this is my own personal biases, but I feel like the final Viper didn’t get the appreciation it deserved. 

I really wanna see someone make a rally car out of this. Or a straight-up safari Challenger. 

Bold of the composers to rhyme “Bidoof” with “Bidoof”.

Rolling coal, the official pastime of threatening your neighbors with your assault record when they complain about you lighting dynamite sticks in your backyard. 

Activate the Quattro? Engage the Quattro? 

Sniper Ghost Warrior Contracts 2" sounds like a satirical title of an FPS that would appear in a GTA game. 

I see more of Murray’s new hotness in that header sketch than the F1. Maybe...?

If it does hopefully DC will finally give us more than just Batman and Injustice in response. 

This shit looks dumb.

Calling it now: these won’t last long, maybe like a year in production before they put normal steering wheels back on, and then these “yoke wheel” Teslas will skyrocket in value some decades later. 

This is about the most Koenigsegg thing that Koenigsegg can do, honestly. 

It’s a stand-in cover. The cover car(s) are set to be announced “in the summer”.

We need a new SSX. With an art style like Jet Set Radio, to match the gameplay.

If Hotwheels, Matchbox, Greenlight or whatever diecast brand of your choice doesn’t give you even the slightest bit of joy, why are you here? 

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As much as I love a big, screaming V8, I kinda wanna see the powertrain of this thing dropped into one of those boats.

I kinda want a crossover Z4 now and I’m debating whether I should slap myself or not. 

Murdered-out Prius. For when filling up that Duramax bit into your monthly disability too much but you don’t want the other fine specimens in your local militia to think you’ve become some kind of queer. 

I’m more interested in the kid just starring headlong into the camera while all that BS is happening centimeters from him and what his story is.