The Courthouse section on Uber difficulty in Wolfenstein 2 can kindly suck my ass. I was able to muscle through every level (some of them admittingly not well made) on Uber except that one. Extra salt in wound comes from it not even being “real”.

I was about to say. There ain’t no goddamn way there’s no giant gashes down the sides.

Would’ve been hilarious id this article was just empty.

I get wanting something simple and relatively worry-free for just general travel, but a goddamn Versa? The fact that these folks even know a mid-engine ‘vette and are eyeballing it means they’re indeed gearheads. So they damn-well should’ve known there were greener pastures.

The fact that they had the money for a newer ‘vette, and plan to replace it with what will have to be a $150+ at the least full blown supercar, and yet end up with a Versa of all things as your other car can only really mean something is horribly wrong here. 

The front of this thing is far better with that upper trim through the grill matching the body color and no chrome. Still not great, but nonetheless.

“It’s a free-to-play battle royale that, interestingly, won’t let you use the Titan mech suits that make Titanfall so iconic.”

Just as I thought then. Guess it needs more power. I can’t believe I live in a world where I can ironically say this, but 600 ft/lbs seems kinda low for a big mean dragster.

10.14? Was this the eCOPO’s first run? A few more tires and I’d bet it could at least get a tad closer to that estimated 9 seconds.

If Harley made a road-legal version of this (XG750R incase the pic gets borked) and didn’t sell it at a bullshit price I’d strongly consider getting a motorcycle license. In the Midwest. Where we’re seeing some of the coldest, icey-est days in a long time. But that ain’t happening, so what’s up, Indian? How’s that…

To be fair, how’d that R8 work out for Audi?

For the longest time I used to think these were rebadged Ford Explorers. 

Y’know, why isn’t multiple keyhains on a keyblade a thing? Combine a certain two and you get some new crazy abilities or something. 

Drove upstate to see this with my brother-in-law because it’s 2002 and I’m still 7. Worth is for the animation alone. 

I’m sure someone else already said this, but there’s also the simple fact that if they could be made functional, why in the flying fuck weren’t they made functional in the first place?

Now get them the fuck out of Wheelspins. 

The day Mustang Jokes start being old is the same they stop being deserved. And I say that as a begrudging Team Ford supporter.

I’m okay with all of this. 

Recently beat this and will now just be running through grabbing the extras or just playing my favorite levels again. EA legit deserves to die for making this fail.

Hence why again, it wouldn’t be very smart, but at least they aren’t glorified lawn ornaments.