You know, it takes a special kind of person to be able to create a player character that’s more akin to Joseph (John) Merrick than Brad Pitt AND carry on playing as them.

Yeah, no doubt. I don’t have kids and nobody else touches my system anyway so I never bothered. But people are stupid, and Sony/MS know this. I mean, I think I remember a story from one of Kotaku’s own where their kid bought stuff through a simple click click.

Thank you Jason. I was a little pissed to see that Sony though it was prudent to throw an advert at me in such a subversive manner. I deleted the advert off my dash but didn’t know how to go about stopping future ones.

Yeah, ranty me didn’t take the time to make sure it worked out. The point got across though I hope.

Never touched FFXIV, but I heard about this and was expecting there to be enough functionality to get a roving band of minstrels that would set up shop in an area and play requests, it would have been nice to see the scene that came from it. But the lack of letting people play existing songs (No Stairway? Denied) and…

I hadn’t touched a CoD for years (MW3 was my last one) and was sucked into this one by the Carentan map and potential of getting a Pavlov and Harbor remake from CoD 1 as well.

As long as I don’t have to put up with the long live action cutscenes with dialogue that’s been that sanitised it’s not natural.

Ah right. I didn’t know if this was an entirely new thing, or if it piggybacked off an existing scheme. I won’t hold my breath in that case.

I’m assuming this is US only at the moment? The website link won’t give me anything other than a “you must be in the US” message.

How dare people insinuate that Ubisoft would do something as malevolent as force user to experience an invasive DRM that is CPU intensive.

Question: What is best in life?

I say hell to your mediocre action franchise game that I’ve seen 20 times already. Hell to your slightly clunky and boring nazi killing game. Hell to your... actually I don’t own a switch so that’s a non factor.

Won’t somebody please think about Milo?!

I don’t play a lot of horror, bur when I do I fall into my speedrunning mindset (not that I every really speedrun many games).

My favourite was watching my older brother calmly unplug his PS2, carry it to the window a drop it from about 25 feet in the air.

How in the hell does the runner not die in the live fire test chamber? Felt like they took enough hits to drop, and even if they didn’t they were just walking through a lot of fire unharmed. Crazy.

As a former alcoholic, those cans are just pitiful lies. Not a decent mix to taste the jack, not quality, expensive for what they are.

I’ve watched the first overwatch clip three times, and I have no idea what I’m supposed to be seeing.

I preferred Episode Gladiolus. It felt more in line with the main game, and more like an FF setting. Fighting Gilgamesh, Battle on the Big Bridge playing, having a series of “trials” in a dungeon setting worked well, and the combat wasn’t a million miles from the combat when controlling Noct.

I played a little Unity and dropped it.