Did you know scallops can swim??

Thanks, kid. Mike Pence also owes me (and every other LGBT person) and every woman in America an apology. But it’s a start.

Code is not working.

Code is not working.

Code doesn’t work

Code doesn’t work

I think it’s entirely fair to poke fun at him for only realizing this now, and that’s the tone I get from this post. Ultimately I think we could all agree that more billionaires realizing (even belatedly) that, “oh shit, people outside my immediate sphere are being taken advantage of so that people like me can get…

Yeah really, he created a public website that makes it easier for people to access and digest public record on government spending, which is very cool... this article makes it seem like Steve just paid 10 million to teach himself tax policy

Well, Balmer did just prove that “rich = privileged enough to be completely out of touch with reality and face no consequences for it.” So, not evil, just mind-numbingly ignorant and unobservant.

Man does good thing. Blog that agrees with his conclusions mocks him anyways.

All things considered this is actually pretty cool and good?

She was robbed. Everyone knows the Earth was created in 6 days about 6,000 years ago. So 75 million years ago there was nothing. And the closest thing to nothing is....the Timberwolves.

When reached for comment, Dylan said, “It’ll be nice to have someone to talk Minecraft with.”

Kyrie Irving thinks the world is flat. Shaq chimed in on it too, but back peddle and said the he was just “joking”. That’s the joke lol.

Thanks for featuring my video Luke! Not to sound any less thankful, but the source video for the Wild World cylinder is in this one. The one shared on the article is for City Folk and the gamecube original :)

She’s the best reality competition host existing on this side of the Atlantic.

I think it must be a butter lettuce side salad, like with ingredients other than butter lettuce in it.

SIX WHOLE DOLLARS FOR BUTTER LETTUCE?!????

Here on in, what percentage of her meals will have spit in them?

There’s a finite amount of chord progressions, so..... I think this is kind of scary for anyone who wants to be a songwriter.

So the real rivalries (states that hate each other) are: