This is oso good.

Not pictured: second penis

• Peng Shuai vomited, then cramped up, and had to be helped off the court.

Wait, they can close the roof and HAVE CHOSEN NOT TO?

Millen: I’m telling you man…. receivers man… receivers.. they are going to start taking over the league man, I can see it…you can probably just draft a team of all receivers man… and you’d win… they’d be all like “throw me the ball man” and you’d throw them the ball because they’d be everywhere… totally…

It's a sports gossip site. Half of the articles are hardcore gay porn.

Because that's fly paper, not carpet.

I'd watch more hockey if every post-game interview was like this.

Well, you can't spell 'Penguins' without 'p-e-n-i-s'.

I'm not sure what kind of game this "Buck Naked Pens" is, but if this fellow's uniform is any indication, it's a lot like the games of "Can You Keep A Secret" we used to play afterschool with Mr. Chester.

Did anybody else need to read this article's title 6 times before understanding it?

One thing I like about Polygon in particular is every other image isn't a gif or some article that is just 50 videos or gifs put together. When I'm on my phone or not on a good internet connection it's a pain in the ass. Real sites I don't have this problem.

Dude, how can you not know Nelson Mandela, he was in snakes on a plane.

I honestly don't think there is something wrong with not knowing something—regardless of what it is—so long as you have the willingness to fix that/learn. Someone is not stupid for not knowing a piece of information, but it's certainly unfortunate if they make the active choice to remain ignorant when presented with…

"I would go a step further and say, all other specifics being equal, including the PhD, a white and/or male scientist likely wouldn't have been asked to do his job for free in the first place,"