If I was in the black car, I would have gotten out and tapped on the person's window and said "Do you need some help?" I mean, there was a more than obvious path out with a minimal amount of turning. How the hell did this person not figure this out?

His "fuck me" eyes are not helping.

Jimmy, get daddy his special juice.

I can't believe someone would imitate Brian Crecente so poorly...

HOPI likes sitting at the kid's table!

Thanksgiving at the Reilly house is going to be awkward on so many levels this year

I have a situation like this by my place too,

Wait........that's a bike lane? I thought it showed where a bicyclist got squashed.

Now if only the bicyclists obeyed the fucking traffic laws and didn't act like assholes themselves, then maybe I would give a flying fuck about this.

It take a LONG time to stop a train. We're talking thousands of tons of inertia here. Engine, cars, load being transported. There's no chance the engineer could have stopped in time, once he was able to see far enough ahead to know that something was on the tracks.

I'd probably quit too if, on my first day, the fans stormed the press conference shouting Bulgarities at me.

If Sam hates that bit of Proustian writing, just wait until he reads Swartz's next piece on college sports: A La Recherche Du Temps Purdue.

No, I'm just completely confused. I was talking to someone whose knowledge I generally respect not long ago, he convinced me Autralia doesn't have a constitution. Why did he tell me that, and why did I believe it without checking?

THIS. If you choose to fight authority, you must do it within the confines of the law. You have every right to refuse to answer questions without Saul Goodman present, but driving off and claiming to be an autonomous nation? Good luck with that, buddy.

At 0:56 he says "Freemen on the land", which explains it all really. It's an odd pseudolegal belief system which seems to involve the discovery that certain phrases have special power and you can get out of tricky legal situations by saying "I don't consent", or bickering over whether the name signed on a form was…

Dear Ken Levine.

Stop making ponies of my daughter!

"It's like coming across a picture of your daughter"

Oh fuck off you bitter contrarian asshole!