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KINJAOXY code doesn’t work.

KINJAOXY code doesn’t work.

Have you tried taping over the light sensor?

Have you tried taping over the light sensor?

I went to a Bollywood film in a theater that caters to the South Asian community. A large number of the kids in the audience watched the film standing up at the front of the theater. When the musical numbers came up all the kids would dance. I can’t imagine it is even possible to keep any kid in their seat for a 3

He should be competing with the boys.

RIP YouTube recommendations.

What does “any Johnson jumping off Niagara Falls” mean?

It hadn’t occurred to me until “MOM NOTED A RUBBER HAND PROTRUDING FROM RECTUM” that some of these are probably horny teens who had to ask Mom or Dad for help.

I think they call them “Pearls” I don’t want to google it, but I know some people have balls inserted under the skin of the penis to add stimulation or just as a body mod. I think piercing parlors do them.

It is obvious that Pence is President Elect. He got the same offer Kasich reported. Join the ticket and we will let you run the government. Trump just wants to be royalty and CEO. He has no interest in actually doing the job.

Nintendo would have banned the two aspects that made Minecraft a run away success. The mods. And the fact that users were allowed to make any kind of video. If Nintendo made Minecraft, they would have been viciously swinging the copywrite violation hammer.

I wonder if reasonable moderate candidates are refusing to be considered. I suppose he might be scraping the bottom of the barrel.

SPLC lost credibility when it signed the death warrants of liberal critics by adding them to a list of “Anti-Muslim Extremists”.

HOWARD DEAN LET US BE RATFUCKED.

This graphic is going around.

I discovered about a month ago, if you have enough weeds, Leaf just shows up in your town and won’t leave until you play a Weeding Day game. Any character or visitor who picks at least one weed gets a prize also. So I was letting my weeds grow. I was almost ready for a new round of Weeding Day and the fricken update

That was a Paso Doble. Vanilla Ice did a Paso Doble. What Rick Perry did was unrelated to Paso Doble except by music and costume.

I live in the Union Square area of Downtown San Francisco. Heavy traffic, cars, people, buses...

Odell should just dish out some justice.

Bagpiping!* That one is new to me.