Rivers brought all of his kids to the game.

What is the solution here? Hard to blame teams for not paying up given the way RBs typically age. Hard to blame RBs for wanting to get paid.

I think his cell phone was either broken or lost some time ago

Brady only communicates on an old school landline, believing that a cellular telephone with disrupt his thetan energy or something

Okay, but why did it go to a dialtone when he hung up? Phones don’t do that. Did they add that for effect?

Well that might be the worst name ever.

Shit. I hope these women got tested for quintez cephus after being assaulted by this unnamed Wisconsin Receiver.

This makes me feel ill. I can’t imagine what could make someone think doing that to a person is okay.

The rest of the Browns must be pissed knowing all you had to do was ask.

Former 2016 first-round pick Corey Coleman was traded away for jack shit

That would be downright shady. 

He couldn’t be dumb enough to have someone break-in and demand the same items that are being requested in the court proceedings... could he?

“...Police responded to a home invasion at a residence on Hickory Pass near the Cherokee County line.” They arrived via stagecoach, 4 days later as the river was difficult to fjord in the rainy season. Of the 4 responding officers dispatched, 2 perished en route due to dysentery. 

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

He’s climbin’ through your strike zones,
snatchin’ yo hitters up,
tryin’ to take ‘em and he’s gonna
slide your Ks, slide your drives

Two Wrights and one very, very wrong.

If I had to guess, too chunky to be coke. I’d bet it’s crushed percs. Plenty of access to them in a locker room.

These things need to be banned until the long term health-effect of living near them can be properly studied and vetted. There’s strong evidence of negative side effects from the constant low frequency pulse of the turbine’s motion. They built one near a friend of mine’s uncles house. His wife suddenly got herpes out…

They soured on him pretty fast. That might have flown in college, but not in probiotics.

I think he should really be put out to Pasteur.