As someone who grew up as Chargers fan (from up here in the wilds of Canada), let me say Good. Fuck ‘em. They are dead to me, and I hope the ghost of Dan Fouts’ Beard haunts Spanos until he begs for help from Ryan Leaf.

Like Rivers has ever pulled out.

+1 bummer of a birthmark Hal

Dean Spanos might be the thinnest skinned babyman in the NFL, which is no small feat.

Oddly enough, I’m on Spanos’ side on this one. King Lazerface throws one of his patented floaters and that plane is in serious jeopardy.

As an expert in the matter, I predict the NFL is going to punt on this.

I wouldn’t worry about it. No one remembers that the Rams were in LA last year.

I know we’ve all blocked it from our memories but I’m pretty sure last year still happened.

Or be president.

And here’s the part where I let you down by telling you we’re doing it in podcast form. STOP GROANING.

But can someone from Buffalo be displaced? Maybe unlike the team, they’re upwardly mobile.

They’re just displaced Bills fans or getting ready to take a train back to Buffalo, right?

I’ve been saying this for years.

Boy, if you can’t trust an unethical physician willing to dispense an almost unlimited amount of highly addictive narcotics to a group of men whose livelihood depends on them, who CAN you trust?

“The perfect game, the no-hitter, the four-run lead, and the chance to redeem himself by pitching any further: all gone”. 

Verlander’s a douche. Go M’s.

Anyone who has a problem with a dude doing a completely legal thing at the plate and succeeding is a nincompoop.

It’s weird, it is almost like Dyson was trying to win the game or something. Doesn’t he know the unwritten rules are the most important part of baseball.

Meh. Good for Dyson. Two things, first off, it’s only the sixth inning, and the game was still close. Maybe if it with was two outs in the ninth of 10-0 game I might feel different, but I doubt it.

This guy’s so intense. Bet he has crazy eyes.