At first glance I saw Deadpool. At second glance I realized I was seeing Deadpool hanging upside down playing Cat’s Cradle.

Actually, what the hell do the aliens eat?

I am dianetically opposed to this picture!

Sorry people, this is your cinematic DC Universe. This thing will make north of $160 million in its first weekend. People are paying to see it and so they’ll keep doing what they’re doing.

Can’t wait for the AbFab movie!

It’s a tunnel to Fin Fang Foom! I just love saying ‘Fin Fang Foom’!

Since he doesn’t have the kids, then he could easily work two full-time jobs to make up his arrears. California minimum wage is $10/hr. So, busting his ass a little could be a $40k/yr income.

Goddamn Batman, it’s a fucking Snyder overload this morning! Maybe he should get less print, then maybe he’d break less shit.

I freaking love watching B-Rolls!

“I can feel your heart beat.”

Ah buddy, you forget, we were once the foreigners doing the same exact things to the Native Americans.

but, but,.. parsecs?

I love this idea! Wow, this has great potential, hope they can pull it off. It really makes the brain wander into weird territory.

Oh For Fauxs Sake.

‘If’ is the key word here. I don’t wish anything bad on Duncan Jones because I think he’s great, but from what I’ve seen of the WoW trailers, I am unimpressed. I smell an orcish turd.

Yeah, hopefully he made cuff links out of the bullets dug out from his parents corpses. You know: inspiration.

And, lemme guess, Rated R?

Looks good,.. so, I’m really just jumping in here to say that it’s 9:26 and there’s no Morning Spoilers. Where are my 9:00 am Morning Spoilers? Some people (me) need to have things to rely on. Like 9:00 am Morning Spoilers.

This needs many more stars.

How long until Fox creates the “R-Marvel” lineup? And then say they have planned to do a gaggle of R-Rated superhero movies for a long long time.