I disagree.  They need less sign-age and more video cameras.

Somehow I read Justin Vernon as Vernon Troyer and I was really confused.. and a little excited.

That is the craziest part.

Tame ferrets can’t fly! Oh, the humanity!

Ferrets. Isn’t that what they mean when they say they’ll ferret them out?

Hey, us taxpayers can only afford a wall so high.

Corn: Not recommended. What’s the number one filler in dog food?

Big League. Very very. Huuuuuge.

And you just know they celebrate like bosses afterwards,..

Peter Griffin!

The best part would be if they do have contracts but they are flat-fee contracts, so if no one comes to the show, they still get paid and Coachella foots the bill to the performers.

C’mon, that’s just locker room talk, guys.

The one highlighted in green still makes no physical sense to me.

Take me out of the grays so someone can answer this!

Ray Finkle!

I was hesitant to click on this article because I consider Titanic a horrible horrible movie. But it did teach me that Joe Rogan is coming to Netflix, so that has my interest.

Always thought it was ‘homewrecker’

Let them eat it. Then, fun with magnets!

Let them eat it. Then, fun with magnets!

He should definetly be pushing the IFC.

Sorry Drew, you’re wrong about the elevator,.. The old lady should go first,.. old people should always go first onto an elevator, because what if something is wrong with it and it’s just hanging by a thread? Let the old people plummet, not the pregnant women.