He’ll get some colon practice in as well,....

Technically, God is a myth.

He was seriously regretting putting it up there in the first place!

And if they hadn’t the very next comment would have been ‘Maybe you should have stayed off the Oreos and you wouldn’t be diabetic.’

I liked him in Jumper.

My question is always, where do you put the money? I mean, banks only insure so much. If you planned on traveling, could you open bank accounts in foreign countries you will be staying so you have ‘native’ money and credit cards for that country when you’re there?

I did see where they said since November (the last hit I guess?) the 5 number wins of $1 million ($2, if you PowerPlay) have been hit 64 times. I’ll throw in my $10 to at least try. Hey, someone’s gotta hit it eventually, I might as well put my name in the hat.

So,.. how many of these guys will be fired from WalMart when they don’t show up for work today?

I’d say it’s about right, they were both packing his meat for a couple hours before ripping him off.

When does he get the teardrops?

No, the black guy died in Return of the Jedi.

A New Hope, etc, all are cliche driven and predictable but it never took away from the wonder of the story. Not a huge SW fan but I expect I’ll enjoy these newer sagas for what they are and am not going to lay 30 years of expectation on them.

Sometimes they just have to be deflated a little.

If you’re going to do it, at least do it with a bigger badder machine that ties it all together. Like this: Batman Big Bonus Wheel Slot

I feel like I just experienced what it would be like if Perez Hilton were a music critic.

Sounds to me like Harper Lee wanted to play with the
Unreliable Narrator, and now it’s up to you to decide which is more true.

It should have gone to Lauren Hill. A child of courage while facing her own death.

I gave her my heart, she gave me a pen.

You did say frog protection? I think we're on the same page,...